50% Of The Time...It Works Every Time

Yep, it's made with bits of real panther.

Apparently ESPN's Buster Olney went to Anchorman reporter Brian Fantana's school of journalism. On ESPN's front page right now is a news headline on Albert Pujols in which Olney writes, "in nine of his 10 seasons his on-base percentage has never been under .403." Come on Buster, you're better than that. Although you can never top Brian Fantana's unassuming charisma.